10+ Best Funny Animal Quotes

Cats, dogs, and most animals have a magical way of being funny and cute without even trying. If you’re an animal lover you will love these ddquotes.com

1. “You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’” —Dave Barry, Top 100 smile quote

2. “A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”
—Robert Benchley

3. “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
—Josh Billings (a.k.a. Henry Wheeler Shaw; humorist and lecturer)

4. “Hounds follow those who feed them.”
―Otto von Bismarck (1st Chancellor of Germany)

5. “Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
—Roger Caras (photographer and writer)

6. “Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end.”
—June Carter Cash (singer)

7. “Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.”
—Agatha Christie, Top 20+ good morning quotes and Sayings

8. “The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.”
―M.K. Clinton

9. “The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”
—Charles de Gaulle (former President of the French Republic)

10. “The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.”
—Johnny Depp

11. “Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.”
—Emily Dickinson

12. “What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog.”
—Dwight D. Eisenhower (34th President of the United States)

13. “Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness?”
—Jonathan Safran Foer

14. “There are three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”
—Benjamin Franklin (Founding Father of the United States)

15. “Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.”
—Sigmund Freud (psychoanalyst)

16. “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
—Robert A. Heinlein

17. “When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.”
―Kristan Higgins (author, In Your Dreams)

18. “To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.”
—Aldous Huxley

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